Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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