whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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