Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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