Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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