so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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