i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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