Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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