am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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