I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Even my vagina gasped.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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