CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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