Non-Jews are for practice
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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