There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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