What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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