And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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