i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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