Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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