Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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