normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Randomize
