that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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