I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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