That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
We left the knife in your bed.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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