My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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