Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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