Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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