glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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