And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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