Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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