8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
