In the future we'll all be gay
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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