What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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