Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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