suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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