S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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