yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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