too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I love you.
Bad choice
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