Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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