Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Found your dick twin last night
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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