He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
