I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Randomize
