Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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