I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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