: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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