So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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