Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
i think my cat just said my name.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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