Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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