Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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