Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just google imaged poop.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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