why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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