There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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