ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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