Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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